zeldathemes
oh, bury us alive
" it's not death that scares us
it's the ghosts we cannot see "
-- driver friendly

hailey . sixteen . junior . illinois . trombone

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

klavierr:

py-bun:

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bishck ifunut

IMLAUGHINGSOHARD.

ITS LIKT A FUCKINF VACCUMM

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

ricecop:

orcpriest:

hartbrakeace:

90s-forever:

dracumla:

superstitions-in-travel:

FOOKIN RICERS N THEIR UNDERGLOW

disrespectful

I need bed neon

I did this I 04 lol yall are late

Lets everyone know that you’re as terrible in bed as you are in building you civic

OHHHHHH LMFAO

gingahhh:

the arena is my asshole

gingahhh:

the arena is my asshole

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

arcgurren:

awkwardnphotos:

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!

arcgurren:

awkwardnphotos:

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!

jaylool:

4t-ounce:

What if psychiatrists showed you memes instead of ink blots

"tell me what you see in this one"

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"I see myself"