i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
it's the ghosts we cannot see " -- driver friendly
what the fuck is this
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
making plans with friends like
Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
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A Paula Deen Thanksgiving show was on and I swear it sounded like a weird porno.
"Wanna taste my pie? Gurl, I wanna taste yo’ pie."
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*